For Kids (and big kids)
Skunk Games
Skunk Blaster is a funny chain reaction game involving sklill and some luck, make your skunk fire off at others to pass through all ten levels. (Opens in new window)
Skunk Fu: The Art of Cutting Cheese. 'Release the cheese' without waking Panda up from his forty winks. A game of skill and luck. (Outside link)
Play this Skunk Fu game once and find yourself playing forever. All you have to do is click Skunk or Panda. The more you click one of them in a row, the better! Be sure you don’t click Dragon, and look out for Bird! He offers the power ups. Give it a shot!
Skunk Jokes
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance. The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!
There were two skunks, one named In and One named Out. Once, Out went in and said to Out, "Bring In in." So Out went out, got In, and they went in. Their mother was happy to see them. She asked Out, "How did you find In so fast?" And Out said, "Instincts."
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skunk?
A: I don't know but you can smell it coming from miles away.
Baby Skunk: "Mother, can i have a chemistry set?" Mother Skunk: "What! And smell up the house?"
Q: What did the judge say when three skunks walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the Court!"
Q: What is black and white and blue all over? A: A skunk at the north pole
Q: What did the fish say to the skunk after it fell in the pond?
"Stink or Swim!"
Q: Where does a skunk sit in a church?
A: In a Pew
Q: Have you heard the skunk joke?
A: You don't want to; it really stinks!
Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Plug up its nose!
Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew!
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Q: What did the religious skunk say?
A: "Let us spray!"
Q: What do you call a flying skunk?
A: A smell-icopter.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: I don't know, but it can easily get a seat on the bus!
Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk?
A: R-2 P-U!
Q: Which rapper do skunks like?
A: 50 Scent!
Q: Why are skunks so smart?
A: Because they have a lot of scents!
Q: Why did Sally bring her skunk to school?
A: For show-and-smell!
Q: Why didn't the skunk call his parents?
A: Because his phone was out of odor!